January 2011
Mama Umbridge's Rules for the Dormitory:
mamaumbridge:
Rule Number 1: No boys. UNLESS THEY’RE CUTE!
Rule Number 2: No alcohol. UNLESS THERE’S PLENTY TO GO AROUND!
Rule Number 3: No parties. UNLESS UMBRIDGE IS INVITED!
But seriously girls, if I do catch you with any boys or alcohol, I’M GOING TO RIP YOUR PERKY LITTLE BOOBS OFF.
December 2010
Charmanders are red. Mudkips are blue. If you were...